the secret with which I am acquainted

I see by your eagerness, and the wonder and hope which your eyes express, my friend, that you expect to be in formed of the secret with which I am acquainted. That cannot be.

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deezyville:

Because they actually still exist outside of the interwebz.

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Because they actually still exist outside of the interwebz.

To meme, or not to meme. That is the question.deezyville:

Because they actually still exist outside of the interwebz.

To meme, or not to meme. That is the question.deezyville:

Because they actually still exist outside of the interwebz.

To meme, or not to meme. That is the question.deezyville:

Because they actually still exist outside of the interwebz.

To meme, or not to meme. That is the question.deezyville:

Because they actually still exist outside of the interwebz.

To meme, or not to meme. That is the question.deezyville:

Because they actually still exist outside of the interwebz.

To meme, or not to meme. That is the question.deezyville:

Because they actually still exist outside of the interwebz.

To meme, or not to meme. That is the question.deezyville:

Because they actually still exist outside of the interwebz.

To meme, or not to meme. That is the question.deezyville:

Because they actually still exist outside of the interwebz.

To meme, or not to meme. That is the question.
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5-minute Chocolate Cake

tswwiaa:

Let them eat cake! In five minutes.

Best Recipe eVah!

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White man in Dallas shoots 8-year-old black boy in the face as he plays ‘tag’

An 8-year-old African-American boy in Texas is struggling to recover after being shot in the face by a 46-year-old white man, but authorities have not been able to determine a motive.

Dallas police said that Donald Maiden Jr., who had just celebrated his 8th birthday on Sunday, was playing tag outside his apartment complex on Tuesday. According to his grandmother, Maiden ran inside to get some toys and was shot as came back outside.

Witnesses told police that 46-year-old Brian Cloninger had been seen waiving a handgun at people prior to the shooting, The Dallas Morning News reported.

Police reports said that Cloninger was seen standing beside his pickup truck as the boy was bleeding, and a witness asked him if he shot the boy.

“Yes I shot that kid,” Cloninger reportedly said.

Maiden’s mother, Latamarin Locklin, recalled the aftermath of the shooting to KTVT on Thursday.

“When he ran in I just screamed,” she said. “His mouth was just hanging off and it was just a big hole… I just threw him on the couch and laid him in my arms and put pressure on his mouth with the towel.”

Locklin couldn’t understand why anyone would shoot her child “out of the blue.”

Maiden was in critical but stable condition as of Thursday. He still needed a breathing tube and had a plate in his jaw. He he could wink and nod to communicate, but could not talk. The boy was expected to have more surgeries after swelling from the most-recent surgeries goes down.

Cloninger was charged with injury to a child, and was being held $2.2 million dollar bond.

Take notes “charged with injury to a child” rather than attempted murder.

(via rambonerzz)

It’s hard being a woman in a man’s world. However, with the scales tipped the other way, is it going to be hard to be a man in a woman’s world?It’s hard being a woman in a man’s world. However, with the scales tipped the other way, is it going to be hard to be a man in a woman’s world?It’s hard being a woman in a man’s world. However, with the scales tipped the other way, is it going to be hard to be a man in a woman’s world?It’s hard being a woman in a man’s world. However, with the scales tipped the other way, is it going to be hard to be a man in a woman’s world?It’s hard being a woman in a man’s world. However, with the scales tipped the other way, is it going to be hard to be a man in a woman’s world?It’s hard being a woman in a man’s world. However, with the scales tipped the other way, is it going to be hard to be a man in a woman’s world?It’s hard being a woman in a man’s world. However, with the scales tipped the other way, is it going to be hard to be a man in a woman’s world?It’s hard being a woman in a man’s world. However, with the scales tipped the other way, is it going to be hard to be a man in a woman’s world?It’s hard being a woman in a man’s world. However, with the scales tipped the other way, is it going to be hard to be a man in a woman’s world?
Dr. Turk is and always shall be an inspiration of what adulthood is and how it should be lived.Dr. Turk is and always shall be an inspiration of what adulthood is and how it should be lived.
abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 


Um, MarthatheBland, WTF is wrong with you? No, really? I’m confused. Have you never seen satire, or photos of your government’s leaders to know that those are actors on a TV show? face/palmabbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 


Um, MarthatheBland, WTF is wrong with you? No, really? I’m confused. Have you never seen satire, or photos of your government’s leaders to know that those are actors on a TV show? face/palmabbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 


Um, MarthatheBland, WTF is wrong with you? No, really? I’m confused. Have you never seen satire, or photos of your government’s leaders to know that those are actors on a TV show? face/palmabbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 


Um, MarthatheBland, WTF is wrong with you? No, really? I’m confused. Have you never seen satire, or photos of your government’s leaders to know that those are actors on a TV show? face/palmabbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 


Um, MarthatheBland, WTF is wrong with you? No, really? I’m confused. Have you never seen satire, or photos of your government’s leaders to know that those are actors on a TV show? face/palmabbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 


Um, MarthatheBland, WTF is wrong with you? No, really? I’m confused. Have you never seen satire, or photos of your government’s leaders to know that those are actors on a TV show? face/palm
dasschwarz:

The Great Black Hawk is a large black raptor, widespread in the Neotropics. A bird of prey, in the family Accipitridae, which also includes the eagles, hawks, and Old World vultures.
The great black hawk is a resident breeding bird in the tropical New World, from Mexico through Central America to Peru, Trinidad and northern Argentina. It resembles the common black hawk, but is larger with a different call and tail pattern.
indigo-gravez:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

OMFG
indigo-gravez:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

OMFG
indigo-gravez:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

OMFG
indigo-gravez:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

OMFG
indigo-gravez:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

OMFG
indigo-gravez:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

OMFG
indigo-gravez:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

OMFG
indigo-gravez:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

OMFG
plottwistiamlindsaylohan:

white people are out of control
I would’ve loved to have been there to watch this happen!I would’ve loved to have been there to watch this happen!I would’ve loved to have been there to watch this happen!I would’ve loved to have been there to watch this happen!
vintagegal:

Jimi Hendrix photographed by Donald Silverstein, 1968 
vintagegal:

Jimi Hendrix photographed by Donald Silverstein, 1968 
vintagegal:

Jimi Hendrix photographed by Donald Silverstein, 1968 
dasschwarz:

Maria-Luisa Black Silk Taffeta Gown
In this design, John Galliano for Dior combined the elements of a robe à la française with the vast crinolined silhouettes of the mid-nineteenth century. The stomacher, open overskirt, and petticoat are expressly eighteenth century, but the huge wired cages that support the skirts over nine feet wide are constructed more like the hoops of the Second Empire than the discrete by comparison panniers of the ancien régime. While the eighteenth-century woman could at least sidle through a doorway, Galliano’s beauties, because of the depths of their skirts, would have to torque and deform their hoops to squeeze their way through.
dasschwarz:

Dice were originally made from the talus of hoofed animals, colloquially known as “knucklebones”. These are approximately tetrahedral, leading to the nickname “bones” for dice.
Dice have been used since before recorded history, and it is uncertain where they originated. The oldest known dice were excavated as part of a 5000-year-old backgammon set at the Burnt City, an archeological site in south-eastern Iran. Other excavations from ancient tombs in the Indus Valley civilization indicate a South Asian origin. Dicing is mentioned as an Indian game in the Rigveda, Atharvaveda and Buddha games list. It also plays a critical role in the great Hindu epic Mahabharata, where Yudhisthira plays a game of dice against the Kauravas for the northern kingdom of Hastinapura, which becomes the trigger for a war. There are several biblical references to “casting lots”, as in Psalm 22, indicating that dicing (or a related activity) was commonplace when the psalm was composed. Knucklebones was a skill game played by women and children; a derivative form had the four sides of the bone receive different values and count as modern dice. Gambling with two or three dice was a very popular form of amusement in Greece, especially with the upper classes, and a frequent accompaniment to symposia.
dasschwarz:

Carbonado, commonly known as the “Black Diamond”, is the toughest form of natural diamond. It is found in the Central African Republic and  in Brazil. Its natural colour is black or dark grey. 
The carbonado diamond is so hard, that to cut it for jewelry applications is extremely difficult - normally needing to be cut with a hydraulic press weighing in at least twenty tons.